At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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