mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize