i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Randomize
