it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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