Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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