1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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