Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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