You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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