If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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