so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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