Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my phone needs a breathalizer
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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