Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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