Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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