Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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