evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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