Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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