If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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