She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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