yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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