Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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