I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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