We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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