I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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