You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
never play flip cup with pint glasses
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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