Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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