He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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