lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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