He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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