I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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