haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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