How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
be right there i have to get my cape
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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