do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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