he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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