That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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