4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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