When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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