Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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