Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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