y did u give ur computer a hand job?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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