I need help removing her.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
