what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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