shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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