Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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