Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
