I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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