i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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