would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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