thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Semen is not good for contacts.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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