Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
i think my cat just said my name.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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