Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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