You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So much Jack, so little girl.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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