who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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