You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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