when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
