Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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